March 2010
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February 2010
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Do you know why your ring finger is your ring...
chopstickstickly:
Wow, I never knew this.
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January 2010
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What a dick.
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BEARS. BEETS. BATTLESTAR GALACTICA.
Jim: Question, what kind of bear is best?
Dwight: That’s a ridiculous question.
Jim: False. Black bear.
Dwight: Well that’s debatable. There are basically two schools of thought—
Jim: Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
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Nothing says "douchebag" more than a bedazzled...
(via christinahhhhhx3)
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kindafabulous:
I gotta practice giving more people the stank eye kinda like squint squint (attitude)
I gotta practice not giving people the stank eye in inappropriate situations when I think I’ve got my facial expressions in check but really I’m staring at them like they’re a moron, a la my boss this morning. Oops.
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Wanna play trucks?
I have a boyfriend.
So?
Ok.
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I just want to say to the kids out there watching: You can do anything you want...
– Conan O Brien (via chaoschaoschaos) (via fuckyeahconanobrien) (via lonelytourist) (via edskee)
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Conan's Statement
scout:
steveagee:
People of Earth: In the last few days, I’ve been getting a lot of sympathy calls, and I want to start by making it clear that no one should waste a second feeling sorry for me. For 17 years, I’ve been getting paid to do what I love most and, in a world with real problems, I’ve been absurdly lucky. That said, I’ve been suddenly put in a very public predicament and my bosses...
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BREAKING: Magnitude 7 quake strikes Haiti; tsunami...
(via inothernews)
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New Jersey Lawmakers Pass Medical Marijuana Bill →
bestillmysoul:
isitdank:
Tumblr why has no one posted this?!
The best thing to come out of Jersey since the Boss.
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December 2009
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This is untoward. This is not toward!
inothernews:
- TRACY, 30 Rock
Yesssss. Best line ever.
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I’m saying ‘Fuck 2009’, not ‘Happy New Year’.
– Blaire (via molls)